2012 UPDATE: Farheim, aka Bryan, and I did this thing sooo many years ago. I don't even remember how long ago it was. Ten years? More? Either way, I was kind of shocked by how ... well, how racist and homophobic I sounded in these images. Don't get me wrong, a lot of them still make me laugh, but I can also see how people would be upset by how we went about trolling this website. We weren't terrible, and our intent was not to hurt people, but rather to poke fun at the site and roll with what was brought to us. I'm still a firm believer that anything can be funny, so long as it's presented in a proper context, but if you get really offended by that kind of stuff, I'd suggest not reading any further. Otherwise, read on! Regardless! Here is the link back to home. Every one-thousand years or so, there comes a phenomenon that is unexplainable, irresponsible, and totally, completely, fucked up.  Last millenium, it was Polynesian shrunken head weaving.  The millenium before that -- goose fucking.  But this millenium we have many avenues of fuck-upedness with which to travel, what with the advent of the internet and of the bowling pin to the anus. But nothing ... noootthhinng is more fucked up than Sony's Online Dating Game.  I first saw it in SomethingAwful, and sat slack-jawed at its level of odd.  It boggles my mind how people can take asking questions to people's AVATARS seriously.  But they do.  Oh boy, do they do. So, my buddy Farheim and I went out to have some fun in the most fucked up thing in this millenium.  Here are some of the pictures.  I couldn't copy+paste everything because some of the jokes lay in multiple texts and stuff .. but it was all fun, nonetheless. At first, Far was farheim and I was LEMMINGS! Chink~luv was our first experience with the Chinese avatar, but it would not be our last. We were done with that room, so we took on another.  I decided to be the "chooser," aka the one who chooses.  I guess you could've figured that out without me. It was about that time that I realized that her name looked a little bit too much like "anal."  I figured out that we weren't the only ones trolling this awful game.  And why not?  It's open territory for anyone over a double-digit IQ. We went to some other rooms. Ahhh, Diedie2.  The second Chinese person, and a real quality guy, lemme tell you. I forget what the question was, but far said "beans," and I said, "anti-beans."  Hence the joke ... yeah ... I had won!  I wondered what would happen next.  Maybe a sexual romp in the virtual avatar world of the Sony Online Dating Game?  Perhaps they would have special naked avatars.  But nooooo, we were just kicked back to the lobby.  What a crock of shit. I changed my avatar so I would be more awesome, and Farheim became Baby_Juice. And, out of pure luck, we happened upon the same room as Diedie2!  WHAT LUCK! Diedie2 didn't like us much, though. Farheim and I went to change profiles, and what do you know ... we both became Chinese.  I'm Chinky_McChink.  Xia was some dude with the same mission as us, but he was a dumbass.  What can I say. At about this time, the sun had gone down, and the mystical gays began to appear from the darkness.  Far and I changed avatars once more.  He is CannotFindPants, and I am IStoldedYourTV.   The question was, "How big is your penis." And that's all the pictures I have.  After that room we couldn't find anything decent.  So I went to bed and masturbated.  Eight times! THE END. back