the confabulators theme song

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opinions are like assholes in that everybody's got 'em
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some are big and some are small, and some people like to flaunt 'em
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some are strangely squeaky clean, and some are full of shit
G                                    D                 G
but if you want to make yours known, you gotta confabulate it
D                 G
you gotta confabulate it

you feel like you've got stuff to say but don't know where to go
you wanna talk about that kickass rock and roll show
well sit down, boy, and grab a pen, 'cause your stuff will be read
and if we deem it good enough, it'll be confabulated
it'll be confabulated

Em
confabulators [we all love to shoot the shit]
G
confabulators [chew the fat and throw those bones into a pit]
C
confabulators [we'll be the first ones to admit]
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that we love jennifer aniston's hairdo

and so when you've got nothing else to do but surf the 'net
surf on by and bookmark us before you all forget
and if you think you've got something then by all means submit
'cause if you've got an itch to scratch, you better confabulate it
you better confabulate it
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you better confaaaaabuuuulate it